The Underground Farmer

DuPuis

I got a truck farm truck bomb
There's a dead man in the barn
Satellite link to Moscow
Hidden in a trough
The silo's storin' more than corn these days
The scarecrow is an agent for the CIA
Radar-guided bull may catch me someday

I'm an underground farmer, uh huh
Growin' tasty mushrooms in a cave
I'm an underground farmer, you see
Sellin' military secrets with the beans

Be careful what it is you say
'Cause all the corn has ears
Move under cover of the night
The taters are watching you
The sheepdog works part-time for the KGB
And any pig could turn a traitor someday
Just buy a sack of wheat and run away

I'm an underground farmer, uh huh
Growin' tasty mushrooms in a cave
I'm an underground farmer, you see
Sellin' military secrets with the beans