The Wax Man

If you've got too much hair
On your shins and on your thighs
And you wanna get it off
Use the Wax!

If you're a little bee
Building a hexagon
You need material
Use the Wax!

[Where do you think Wax comes from?]

It comes from me!

I'm the Wax Man, the Wax Man
I'll Wax all over you
I'm the Wax Man, the Wax Man

If you're going on a date
And you want your car to shine
Buff it and apply
The Wax!

If your children want to draw
And hang it on the fridge
Give your spawn a box of crayons
They're made of Wax!

I'm the Wax Man, the Wax Man
I'll Wax all over you
I'm the Wax Man, the Wax Man

Paraffin . . . Wax Wax Wax Wax Wax Wax Wax Wax!

But when you sleep at night
I'll come into your room
And inside your ear canal
I'll leave my Wax!

If it is Halloween
And you haven't got a mask
Just don a set of lips
Made of Wax!

I'm the Wax Man, the Wax Man
I'll Wax all over you
I'm the Wax Man, the Wax Man

Copyright © 1993 Stale Urine