John Denver, Poet Laureate of Colorado

John Denver, Poet Laureate of Colorado
John Denver, Poet Laureate of Colorado
He was censored
For singing ``Rocky Mountain High''
Now he's a loser, Poet Laureate of Colorado

Joycelyn Elders, for advocating masturbation
Abraham Lincoln, for debating Stephen Douglas
Angela Davis, for advocating the violent overthrow of the United States government
Pete Rose, for getting his 4092nd hit
Bob Barker, for having all his pets spayed or neutered
Gore Vidal, for calling William F. Buckley a cryptofascist
Charles Lindbergh, for having his child kidnapped out from under his nose
Darrell Waltrip, for appearing on a Corn Flakes box
Frank Capra, for giving Gary Cooper a job
Sacajawea, for guiding Lewis and Clark
John Muir, for jumping into the middle of an avalanche
Dorothea Dix, for helping out the insane
Adam Clayton Powell, for having a '40s moustache

Mike Benedetti: vocals, acoustic guitar, lobster claw harmonica
Chris DuPuis: vocals
Michael Radford: vocals, percussion
Kurt Revis: vocals, electric guitar
Adam Villani: vocals, percussion
Recorded November 24, 1995 at Seattle's SuperChronic studios
Engineered by Jon Lange

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